Questionnaire – 1966 Spring
Name – Jen, Jenn, Jennifer, Jenny, JRay, Razor, Jenn Razor, Jennifer Lynn Razor, Jennifer
Razor, Jennifer L Razor, Razor Jennifer L, Razor Jennifer, J Razor, JLR,
Address –
Past – 1502 Hinkson Ave Columbia, MO 65201
Present – 211 Ripley Ave Columbia, MO 65201
Future – ?
Sex – Female
Colour – Splotchy peach with brown and red polka dots.
Height – 5 feet 8 and a half inches
Weight – 133 pounds
Occupation – Customer service and sales representative, film student.
Disease – Gluttony, laziness
Physical Peculiarities – There’s a bump that recently formed on the top of the lobe on my left ear,
my hands have poor circulation from smoking for years and they turn purple in the winter or when
I’m cold. I have a pinched nerve in spine C6, and herpes of the nose when my immune system
is down or I’m stressed. Acne. Plantar fasciitis in my feet. Scars from chicken pox and acne. I
can wiggle my right ear and my index toe on the right foot. Other things I care not to mention and
loathe . . . Sometimes my back kills me. I often have a lot of phlegm.
Other Comments – I need to fix my life a lot.
The sixth finger is usually not used because its existence is not physically perceivable. FALSE
There is a transparent peace tower in in New York City which casts no shadow and, therefore,
very rarely recognized. TRUE
Blood is not red unless exposed and blue when it’s imagined. TRUE
The structure of the American jury system is taken by the chance music operation by John Cage.
(The noted Judge Connolly is said to have said, “all verdicts are beautiful”). FALSE
Mt. Fuji, whose colour is blue and white from the distance and volcano red when you go near, is a
carefully planned modern Japanese project built to attract American tourists. FALSE
The East Side is not a word to define its location but was originally a name of a town “The Wise
East on the Wrong Side”. Later it was shortened to the presently known “The East Side”. FALSE
Your weight is twice mine, and height 5 inches shorter. FALSE
Grapefruit is a hybrid of lemon and orange. TRUE.
Snow is a hybrid of wish and lament. FALSE/TRUE
All fruits are related species of banana, which was the first fruit in existence. The Bible lied about
the apple because they felt mentioning the word banana too undignified. FALSE
Roaches are moving forms of flowers, though visually they seem unconnected. TRUE
Happenings were first invented by Greek gods. FALSE
The word "manila envelope" comes from a deeply-rooted racial prejudice. FALSE.
Coughing is a form of love. FALSE
All streets are invisible. The visible ones are fake ones, though some visible ones are the end
parts of the invisible ones. FALSE
Teeth and bones are solid form of cloud. FALSE
Paper is marble cut so thin that it has become soft. (Make marble out of toilet paper.) FALSE.
Plastic is a portion of the sky cut out in solid form. (Collect many pieces of plastic and look
through them to see if they look blue.) FALSE
If you wear clothes long enough it becomes part of you and you will suffer from serious physical
maladjustment when you take it off. A princess died from taking off vines that had covered her for
ten years. A prince, when his encircling vines were removed, was found to be non-existent. TRUE
When you leave things, you leave your spirit behind, too. But if you don't leave them, you age.
FALSE
Your brother is the man you killed in the past world. He was born in your family because he
wanted to be near you. FALSE!!!! AHHH!
There is a wish man in the corner of the world whose daily task is to send good-will waves to the
world to clear the air. TRUE!
Men used to walk on hands upside down, but they changed to the present form because it was
considered less obscene. FALSE.
99 percent of the world is dead bodies and tombs. We are the remaining 1 per cent...(or are we?).
TRUE.
There are one thousand suns arising every day. We only see one of them because of our fixation
on monistic thinking. TRUE
Piano keys are flower-petals turned hard. FALSE.Kind of Trueish.
People who bought Ono's "bagwear" invariably encountered fantastic good luck and fortune. -ad.
FALSE.
A cloud consists of the following substances: colour, music, smell, sleep and water. Sometimes it
rains substances other than water, but very few people notice it. TRUE.
A, B, OR C
Yellow Talk –
Youth Talk – You are still young because of other reasons – I’m not finished maturing.
Stone Talk – Stone is an
C) All colours have yellow in it.
Adjective – made of stone
Noun – As a material
Verb – to stone = to kill, to make
Star Talk – The star Uranus is rainbow colour.
Line Talk – A Line is a billion lines cluttered in to a narrow space.
Daisy Talk – The weight of a daisy is three feathers.
Wink Talk – An intensity of a wink is a water droplet from a loose faucet.
Wind Talk – The age of the wind is a billion years older than the Empire State Building.